The aftermath
Tuesday could only have been
an anticlimax. Nobby and Rhodri stood as
always in the door well discussing events and their implications. The mood was relaxed and cautiously triumphant
as Nobby purred softly,
"You know Roddy, we did
well last night”
"Oh how so?", Rhodri replied bemused.
"Alwyn has been bound
over to keep the peace, he cannot touch either of us even if he wants to",
Nobby replied, his words satisfied by a smile of self-satisfaction.
"Which he does of
course…”
"Yes I know!", laughed Nobby, his countenance suddenly became
severe. "He has disgraced himself Roddy!" His triumphal anger became
still as he whispered to his partner in deadly earnest, "Do you know he
went to Lloyd's to fetch a baseball bat for me?"
"Really!"
Rhodri exclaimed, astonished.
"Yes that's right! Can you believe it? A baseball bat. Honest to God Roddy! A third degree black belt, and he has to get
a baseball bat to deal wiv’ me!", then his concern gave way to a brave
laugh to hide his evident fear.
"Sweet Jesus he is
dangerous!"
"Yes Roddy he is!", Nobby nodded and his voice softened to a reverential
whisper, "Do you know, he even attacked Obi last night, because Obi, he tried to stop him coming after
me!"
"Jesus Lord!"
"You know he was in
such trouble with the police, if he attacked anyone else they was gonna put his
ass away in prison for five years!"
The conversation about the
aftermath of Alwyn's reprisals continued later that same evening when the two
addressed more arcane matters. Rhodri
was unsure quite how to phrase the question or whether even to raise it at all,
but as ever his curiosity got the better of him,
"Where did you go off
to last night Nobby after Alwyn attacked you?"
Nobby seemed lost for words
for a moment before his eyes glazed over in fond recollection,
"I went to see a
friend, a very special friend who will always be with me", his answer was
dreamy as though he were conversing with the stars,
"Good evening
gentlemen, could we have a tie next time please
Sir?" Rhodri opened the door as though it were a passing gust of wind.
"Certainly, no
problem"
"What friend?"
Rhodri persisted.
"A
universal friend".
Rhodri let it go, he knew when Nobby did not wish to divulge a secret, no
matter how trivial or important, and how it angered him when he did so.
"What was your date of
birth Roddy?" Nobby changed the
subject with a shrewd smile,
"Second November, sixty
seven"
Nobby paused for thought,
and Rhodri watched as the astrological permutations swept through his mind with
attendant whispers and mutters. Then his
lips became motionless and he face lit up in astonishment,
"Honest to God! An Aryan Scorpio! Warlord!"
Rhodri gave him a
superstitious look,
"What's an Aryan
Scorpio when he's home?"
"Fire of warrior
spirit, water sign of love and strong emotions, perception of water sign… and
poison of scorpion!", and with these last words his face darkened. Fortunately a friendly door man from the
"Evening Nobby, I hears
you' two been havin' a bit of a run in with Alwyn of late?"
Nobby grinned, revelling in
his new found notoriety.
"Well played there
Roddy you got Alwyn there good!"
"Why thank you",
he acknowledged the compliment with a smile.
He had seen the door man at
"Any time you boys want
to come and work for me!"
Nobby laughed and returned
the sentiment,
"Any times you want to
come and work for us!"
The gentlemen laughed and
went on his way, and Rhodri meantime returned his gaze towards Nobby,
"That reminds me how
are Tim and Cyril?"
"Both looking forward
to Friday, Cyril starts on Thursday, I took them both
to get their bow ties yesterday".
"I was quite impressed
with Tim"
"Yes tall, handsome,
polite and very well mannered, a perfect door man".
"Cyril has the
authority of a head doorman.” Nobby
inhaled with pride and continued, “Tremendous presence, firm with a
polite manner", Rhodri added complementing Nobby's selection.
"He was raised in
"There must be an
inexhaustible supply of quality door men available in the student market",
Rhodri suggested after a moment's consideration.
Nobby nodded and beamed,
"Yes Roddy, you know
you are right".
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Word had spread quickly
through the City’s back streets and underworld.
Rhodri had entered the Crwys inn, just around the corner from his
lodgings, for his cherished holiday steak and kidney pie that Wednesday at
lunchtime, and ventured to sit in his usual quiet spot in the leather clad
corner. Many of the regulars he had
known from the Claude were at the bar, some of them sporting the pale brown
skin shades of their Docks' heritage.
The Claude had been one of the many public inns he had worked in whilst
serving under Wyvern, and Raymond, a tall, pale Creole with a bizarre sense of
humour was one of them. At the Claude he
had tested Rhodri's nerves by holding a closed flick knife under Rhodri's chin
whilst he watched them play snooker, only to burst out laughing as Rhodri had
called his bluff and ignored him as though he weren’t even there. Now his scarred face was a picture of concern
as he saw Rhodri's downcast and pensive expression overhanging a freshly split
lip, and he and his three friends came over to express their concern and
exorcise their curiosity. Raymond placed
a paternal arm across Rhodri's shoulder and asked,
"What's the matter my
friend?"
"I think I upset
Alwyn".
"Yes so's me and the
boys heard".
"Did he hurt you?"
"Just a nick" Rhodri
displayed a solitary stitch. Raymond laughed out loud,
"Hah! A big third degree black belt and that's the
best he could do?"
His friends sniggered. Raymond drew the scar on his face closer,
"We heard you's was
ready to have a go at him, didn't we boys?"
Rhodri nodded with the
expression of one who had only just missed his commission for the battle of
"Well don't you worry
my son", and Raymond's cheek came down in parallel with his and he spoke
into Rhodri's ear,"We won't let Alwyn get to you will we boys".
The corner resounded to a
unified chorus of comradely resistance.
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That Wednesday evening two
unexpected visitors came to Henry's.
Rhodri had wondered whom Nobby had had in mind for his Wednesday
companion since the departure of Wyvern, and inevitably
"Good evening my man,
you must be Roddy"
"Err Yes?"
"Pleasure to shake your
hand Roddy, mmmm...say this is a nice place! You wouldn't just place my nice coat over
that nice coat rack over there in the corner now would you?"
"Of course, you must be
the...new door…man?"
"That's right my
man! Owen Summer's the name!"
Rhodri's face lit up in
realisation as he tried to place a name,
"Owen Summer?” Rhodri
delved into the shadowy recesses of his memory, “Yes that's right…Owen Summer
the Welsh heavyweight karate champion?"
Owen smiled down upon him
through his elegant round spectacles,
"That's right Roddy,
that's right my man and Nobby asked me to come around here tonight to look
after your good self and make sure that no harm comes to you".
Owen was quite a
conversationalist. By the time John
Falcon had arrived they had covered most everything, from dietetics and karate,
to his motor business and the lifestyle of one of the Princes of the Docks. Finally the conversation turned to the events
of the holiday weekend.
"So's Roddy, my
man", Owen's tone took on a more serious aspect, "I hear that you had
some manner of altercation wiv Alwyn over the weekend?"
"Somewhat
yes".
"He actually went and
hit you?"
"Yes I'm afraid
so".
"Dear
oh dear! Mmmm-Hmm! Alwyn's going to get nowheres at all with
that attitude, nowheres at all"
"You's
scared Roddy?"
"Nope", Rhodri was
yielding none of his new found status, even if he were.
"No, I didn't think’s
you was. Nobby cames and saws me on
Monday night, he looked pretty shaken up".
"Alwyn charged after him".
"So's I heard, so's I
heard. But don't worry
Roddy, we's protect you from Alwyn".
Somehow Owen's six foot six
inch frame and confident manner managed to reassure him, at least for the
moment.
John strolled up to the door
a few minutes after nine wearing a bold, bright smile and a rare suit and
tie.
"Good evening
John", Rhodri acknowledged the champion with a sartorial bow.
"Hello Roddy, can I
come in and talk with you?"
"Most certainly John,
please by all means"
"Would you excuse us
Owen?"
Owen raised his head
majestically, and nodded,
"By all means young
master Roddy, by all means".
"Ah just one
minute", smiled John and he disappeared inside where Ray awaited him
outside the office, an event that did not escape Rhodri's notice.
"How's you getting
along with John?" asked Owen curiously, scratching his tall chin with a
long finger.
"Okay as far as I
know?" Rhodri shrugged to indicate the extent of his awareness. He returned to watch Ray and his red tie and
suspenders, busy casting aspersive glances from his gaunt and pallid features
before engaging in whispered conversation.
John grinned and nodded, before noticing Rhodri's interest and swiftly
ending the discussion. With a laugh and a smile John moving forward again to meet with
Rhodri.
"Excuse me?"
Rhodri bowed and Owen nodded, sharing Rhodri's inferred look of suspicion. Rhodri led them onto the carpeted platform and
gestured to a table next to a yucca plant.
"That's right this
table here" smiled John as Rhodri drew a chair from beneath the small
empty table.
"Can I get you a
drink?" queried Rhodri.
"Uh-uh", whispered
John, "I's get you one, what'll it be?"
"An orange juice"
"Okay I'll be right
over".
Rhodri sat down far too
trusting of the arrangement, and made himself comfortable. After an unusually short wait at the bar John
returned with a pair of short, colourful glasses.
"Here's you are then
Roddy", and John gently pushed the orange glass across the glass table.
"Much appreciated thank
you John".
"You knows
Alwyn was very upset on Monday night".
"I can imagine"
John smiled at Rhodri and his eyes sparkled.
"You know Roddy, Nobby
owes Alwyn a whole lot of money", Rhodri raised his eyebrows to acknowledge
the revelation. John nodded, and Rhodri
could discern from the glint in his eyes that he was telling the truth. John's face became motionless and his brown
eyes traced a line up from the red cocktail he was drinking and met Rhodri's
and he opened his soul. What he saw in
his eyes was not human, and he peered deeply into his spirit. Then John spoke softly and with a warm tone,
"You know Rhodri money
is the root of all evil", and he nodded.
"Radix malorum est cupiditas", echoed Rhodri. John exhaled with a smile and nodded in
appreciation,
"That's right Rhodri it
is". He cast his eyes downwards
again at his drink and his features changed subtly, as he became more personal,
"Alwyn treated Nobby
like a son you know Roddy. He felt kind
of close to you too. He remembered that
day you and I and he wents shopping together for the clothes and how fond he
was of you".
Rhodri smiled at John's
subtle portrayal of Alwyn as a big hearted man with a bad temper, but decided
to keep silent.
"So why did you do it
Roddy? The money? The hours? What?"
"Alwyn's
attitude", coming straight to the point, "The hours were a factor,
but it wasn't the money. Give me
a fifty pound note right now and I'll burn it in front of you, and give you
another one tomorrow and you have my word".
"Okay Roddy". John
laughed and nodded in understanding.
Then his face darkened a glimmer and he spoke softly, "You knows Roddy Alwyn could lash you if he wanted to. He could just come here, take you outside and
lash you".
"I'm not afraid of
Alwyn John. If Alwyn kills me tomorrow
it will be as the Lord wills it. I
simply don't care for fear and I'm not frightened of him at all. He simply has to learn that he can't treat
everybody the way he does", John nodded, his sunny expression now overcast,
"Okay Roddy I believes you"
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As the onset of the summer
term and the exams drew nearer Rhodri struggled to concentrate. It was Friday morning and he sat in his room
struggling with an immunology textbook on antibodies and the clotting cascade when
he felt an intense agony in his head and dropped his textbook, clutching his
temples with his palms. Alwyn's image
came into his mind's eye and it felt as though a mighty force
were crushing his mind and his body and he screamed with the pain. Collapsing onto his right knee he fought to
resist the pressure, forcing his energies upward and outward in reaction to the
physic assault. With one final effort he
focused upon Alwyn and exploded outwards from his fallen form and screamed the
name of the offending spirit,
"Bayter come and face
me! I do not fear you!"
And the pain and the
pressure were gone and he stood alone in his room seething with rage.
Friday evening was an
altogether more relaxed affair, and Nobby and Rhodri were now able to take care
of the front door without taking alternate tours of duty inside. Matters were now well in hand and it had been
agreed that Nobby would take care of financial matters, assuming the title of
director, whilst Rhodri willingly volunteered to be responsible for employment,
marketing and planning, a division of labour suited to their
personalities. Tim was stationed on the
front left platform, his handsome head looming high
above the crowd whilst Cyril was stationed back right. They were the perfect image for Henry's,
smart, handsome and eloquent. Cyril was
a man of modest height and frame, but was the owner of a superlative
smile. His ebony skin seemed only to
serve to enhance the flash of his white teeth, and the evening light shone off
his smooth forehead as if it were polished.
Nobby soon established a strong rapportwith Cyril and the two could
quite happily be left for hours on end exchanging proud details of their
Nigerian school days. Masterful tones
eminated from Cyril's lips, and Rhodri did not mind taking the occasional
marching order from some so bold, fair and confident of speech. Tim was a fellow graduate engineering student
with Cyril, and save for his black hair and dark eyes he might well have served
as a symbol for the Aryan youth. A
dedicated bodybuilder, Tim was well over six feet in stature and his awesome
form and symmetry provided an irresistible lure for the many single ladies who
frequented Henry and his court.
Strangely, despite his intelligence, charm and physical prowess, there
was an inner doubt, a strange deficit in self-confidence that Rhodri could not
fathom. It was a self-doubt that haunted
his conversations and lent him an alluring modesty that made his talents all
the easier to live with. In short the
four door men formed a happy and compatible team at the
weekends, and most importantly of all Mark was delighted with the image
the four gave the weekend club. Ever the
strategist Rhodri had set a simple system into motion for the weekends, with
Cyril and Tim stationed on smiling watch inside Henry's and Nobby and Rhodri
acting as the filter and reception committee at the front door. In principle the system worked quite well,
with Rhodri communicating the urgency of a situation with one or two fingers to
Tim stationed behind and to his right on the elevated platform, and Tim's
collosal frame indicating to Cyril the urgency of the second finger. The only successful ingredient necessary to
help the system to flow effectively was that most prerequisite of attributes a
door man must possess; attentiveness.
The tribes of Llanelli and Neath poured into the City on Saturday for the Schweppes Cup
Final to decide the rugby champions of
"I hear that Stamps are
looking to tender their contract soon.
From talking to Keith he seems pretty sick of Wyvern and it would be
easy to secure and hold two cafe bars a third of a mile apart".
"You know Roddy you are
right! We should set up a meeting with
Keith pretty soon. I have already been
talking with Premiere Leisure about a new restaurant that they are opening by
the Holiday Inn. We should meet with
them in a couple of weeks".
"Well spotted
Nobby! Have you noticed the new American
style theme bar that is under construction in the City centre along St.David's
Way?"
"Oh I did not realise
that it would be a bar and not a night club.
That does not fall under cafe bars and restaurants really".
"Well the word is that
it's going to be a fairly upmarket affair, and it doesn't really fall into any
category really, so we might as well go and take a look".
"You know you are right
Roddy. I'll go and investigate tomorrow
morning, we need to find out who's behind it so we can beat Wyvern to the
contract".
"We have a flagship
Nobby, he doesn't", added Rhodri with a wry smile. Nobby grinned at his partner and nodded,
"I know you Roddy, you
are very cunning"
"Why thank you Nobby,
you're no innocent spring chicken yourself".
Nobby laughed willfully, a
laugh which carried the sweet sickly scent of unseen intent into Rhodri's
subconcious. Rhodri became uncomfortable
and prefered to change the subject,
"So we agree that
every....Good morning gentlemen, I'm sorry we'd like to let you in but it's
shirt and tie today Sir, yes I know it's a lovely Llanelli scarf, but I'm a Neath supporter so that won't get you in today! Okay and you have a good day too! Neath thirty seven,
Llanelli three!"
"Up yours and have a
good day yourself!", replied the Llanelli
supporter.
"Thank you gentlemen!", Rhodri cleared his throat, "Anyway, as I was
saying we agree that basic is four an hour, and five for the head door man even
if there is only one door man?"
"Ah-hah,
Roddy as we have discussed yes".
"This makes all
establishments self-regulating, as all responsibility for pay and security can
be delegated to the head door man".
"No not pay!", Nobby's voice became blunt and forceful, "I
already have a nice girl, a good girl who I have lined up for Saturdays.
"Mmmm.."
"Honestly Roddy!", his speech became quite emotive,"It is much
better that way than annoying the bosses all the time looking like you're
grabbing their money. If you send a
pretty girl with a pretty smile then she relaxes their mind from the big bills
and you keep the contract for longer".
Rhodri stared at Nobby in
amazed silence impressed by his clear reasoning and logic. Eventually he found his tongue again,
"How much are we paying
her?"
"Fifteen a night, but
only when we have more contracts".
"Okay that's
reasonable. Still
fifty fifty?"
Nobby's face darkened and he
muttered in a tone that was barely audible.
After a scowl he perked up and looked out through the window in deadly
earnest, and then spoke authoratatively almost as if Rhodri was not listening,
"I have consulted with
the spirits, they tell me I need you. Anyway trust is essential for good
partnership, and
if you betray partner then the spirits will punish you. For it is written if you harm an innocent man
the spirits will repay it upon you five times over", and his hand gripped
the railing as though he were dispensing an anger.
"Excuse me?", replied Rhodri, scarcely believing his ears.
"Oh it is
nothing", answered Nobby in a low tone.
The boys from Llanelli were
certainly enjoying their day out. At
"Excuse us
gentlemen? We have a problem we were
wondering if you could help us with?"
Rhodri replied as Nobby wore
a smug expression of content over his face,
"What is the
matter? And how precisely may we be of
service to you gentlemen?"
"We need some help to
clear out some hooligans from Dillans.
Come with us please, we'll show you".
Nobby agreed to stay behind
whilst Rhodri was offered a most entertaining spectacle. Dillans cafe bar with its ornate chandeliers
and balconies was deserted with the exception of a dozen red and white scarves who were busy ransacking the establishment. Pouring pints of beer over one another and throwing
the remainder for sport, the red and white youths were dancing on the bar and
tables singing their tribal anthems. As
some swung from the chandeliers, others danced upon the hard polished veneer of
the bars and one lay under the beer taps whilst they were opened into his
mouth. It was a surreal sight, and
Rhodri rushed back excitedly along
"I'm sorry these are
Henry's door men. I can't have them
going around risking their necks to sort out your problems when they're
supposed to be safeguarding this establishment.
I'm sorry gentlemen, it seems as though you've been penny wise and pound
foolish!"
At
"I hear Alwyn's going
to break an iron bar across your head", his tone was venemous and it
provoked murmurs from the assembly.
Rhodri decided to play him at his own game replying nonchalently to his
taunts,
"Well I don't suppose
I'd be around to cry about it?" The timing of the reposte drew a wave of
titters and giggles from the staff.
"We'll see who's
laughing soon enough!", Ray sneered in response,
reverting to his Lancastrian accent.
"Fraternising with the
opposition again Ray? Tut-tut-tut. How unprofessional!"
"You little smart arse,
just you wait until Alwyn gets his hands on you".
"How
cheap, how common, how squalid".
"Alwyn will deal with
you. You wait an' see!"
"Que
sera, sera. But then again
that's a little over your head isn't it Ray?"
Ray hissed in contempt and
threw the ball against the wall a few more times before jettisoning it into the
corner and storming off,
"Temper, temper little
boy!", Rhodri called after him. The staff stared at him in amused disbelief
and started to talk as he returned to his meal with apparent unconcern.
The red bow tie made its customary
appearance at the appointed hour of eleven.
The creole features, wiry black hair and goatie beard bowed courteously
as the door was opened for him. Rhodri
averted his eyes to avoid his penetrating gaze.
The Rose Seller stood still in front of him piercing his soul with his
eternal question. At last he spoke quiet
and clear,
"Hello Sir, I see
you're still strong after ten months, a true lionheart if I may say so",
and then he paused as if there was a but, "I hear that you've gone into
business with Nobby here, trouble looms ahead I understand?"
"Yes it's true that
we're in business, trouble? That's
largely a product of the imagination and is part of the job".
The Rose Seller looked
through him and spoke quietly,
"People says as there is a witch in town. Awitch who can fly and possesses magical
powers, and can fight like the devil himself!
But I turned around and answered, yes but you are forgetting something
very important. There is
black witches and there is white witches, and the one's I am thinking
that you's are referring to is a white witch.
Without the white witches, I told them, there would be only black
witches. And if there were only black
witches then all of nature would die as there would be no white witches left to
undo them, and greed, hate and disharmony would rule the dying earth".
Rhodri stared him
impassively in the eye, but the Rose Seller could read into his soul,
"I was like you after
twelve months and then my leg started shaking, I just couldn't stop it. My heart and spirit wanted to continue
fighting, but my mind had run its course.
Because it lacked the essential sustenance it withered in the fire, for
where there is no water there can be no life". He paused and smiled gently with his eyes and
offered Rhodri a rose.
Revelations
Mark came towards the front
door wearing a frown. He found Nobby and
Rhodri busy resting on their laurels gazing through the gold and green
lettering of the Henry's shop front on one cool Monday evening in early May.
"I just couldn't believe
it! Ray, I said, how could you threaten
a door man in front of the staff! I told
him that there was no place for that kind of behaviour in this establishment. You're supposed to set an example to the rest
of the staff!", Mark paused, looking genuinely
exasperated,"The tender for the contract was my decision taken on a
competetive basis and you have no right to take personal sides over this
issue! Fighting and exchanging threats
and insults with a door man in front of the staff! You're lucky this isn't going to head
office!"
"Honest to God!", exclaimed Nobby,"You mean with Roddy!"
Rhodri sighed, "Well he
started it".
"And I can well believe
it! I tell you Ray Merson is going to
have to start watching his step around here!"
After
work that evening Rhodri and Nobby descended upon
"Honest to God
Roddy! I pay enough tax already! I already have one job
teaching mathematics as a tutor to people with learning disabilities,
that's enough aini!"
"Look Nobby it's not a
question of feeling but of fact. You
cannot take contracts with the company name and receive money off their books
and pretend that you don't have an income.
It's in black and white!"
"I
dini like it! It's
not fair! All I seem to do is work
Roddy! And I have no money to show for
it! I pay one lot of tax already and
that's all I want to pay!"
"As you wish, but I
want my money in cheque form so that I have receipts!"
Nobby was taken aback and
almost choked on his mouthful of doner kebab.
"What d'you mean?"
"I mean that I want a
registered account of my earnings!"
"No Roddy, don't be
silly. You can have a look at the books
anytime you want", his voice had softened to an apology.
"You're missing the
point Nobby! I don't want to handle the accounts, I'm the consultant not the financial
director. Just give me my wages in
cheque form".
"Okay Rhodri as you
wish, but tomorrow morning we have to go to the bank to deposit the first
week's earnings, and after that we have our meeting with the owners of the
Fizz!"
"The
Fizz?"
"Yes, yes, where have
you been? It's the new American style
theme bar you told me about!"
"Nobby you are
brilliant!", exclaimed Rhodri, managing a rare
laugh.
"Yes I know I am!", and Nobby indulged himself laughing between
mouthfuls of his kebab.
The next day a big silver
Rover shimmered in the haze of the early morning sun as it made its way softly
along the quiet enclave at the top of
"Good morning
Nobby! Almost on time! Nice
wheels!"
Nobby giggled,
"Oh sorry I'm late, I
was busy last night", and his face revealed an impish look of
pleasure,"We had better get moving Roddy, we have meeting at
"Well don't let me keep
you Nobby...", Rhodri added with playful
sarcasm,"This car yours Nobby?"
Rhodri paused as if surprised.
Nobby laughed,
"Yes I bought it from a
friend of mine".
"In
Grangetown?"
"Yes"
"Very
nice! Quality
fabric, smooth ride and a quiet engine too, good deal?"
"Very good", and
Nobby's face beamed with pride and satisfaction as he lived his dream.
"I thought you didn't
have a driver's licence?", asked Rhodri pushing
his luck, but Nobby was unruffled and just laughed it away, as was usual when
he just didn't want to answer a question.
The luxury barge came to
rest along the single yellow lines of
"Nobby are you quite
sure that's ethical?"
Nobby just beamed in the
sunlight, and admired his car from another angle. Brandishing his mobile phone he gestured to
his partner to follow him,
"Come on you head case!", he called after him in affection, laughing
skillfully to show his humour, "Let's go to the bank aini!"
The two colleagues walked
the remaining stretch along
"Hello, I'm Nobby,
director of Palace Security, and this is my consultant Roddy", and he
finished his positive introduction off with a warm gurgle and a furious shake
of the hand.
"I'm James, regional
manager of Orion Entertainments whose project Fizz is, and this is Andrea, my
section director"
"Hello pleased to meet
you gentlemen"
"Pleasure to make your
acquaintance"
"Hiya!"
All members of the party
promptly sat down and Rhodri spread his papers as James laid his document
wallet on the surface. What a showman
Rhodri thought, as Nobby rested his chic little mobile phone in front of him as
a mark of his and the company's importance.
A youthful waitress promptly
came up to take their order, and Nobby reached theatrically for his wallet,
"Oh don't worry",
remarked Andrea,"This is compliments of Orion. What are you gentlemen having?"
"Oh I'll have a
cappuccino please"
"Strawberry milk
shake", bubbled Nobby.
"Two regular black
coffees please, thank you".
The sunlight poured in from
the streetwalk above onto the cream walls and pine furnishings that lent the
establishment its clean and airy beauty, its virgin walls punctuated only by
the small prints of yachts adorning its walls.
"Okay let me start with
a little bit about Orion Entertainments", announced Andrea,"We are an
American Company that is extending its leisure operations into
Nobby laughed with rehearsed
excitement as Rhodri struggled to force a smile. Andrea continued enthusiatically as she saw
her receptive audience,
"We're looking for
security coverage at the main door and in the interior, as most of the young
girls wear only a bathing costume and need constant monitoring. We've had many problems with customers
getting overly friendly with our girls and we need to give them adequate
protection. James and I were thinking we
needed eight door men a weekday night and twelve at weekends to begin with, and
the hours will be from six until twelve during the week, six to two Thursdays
and Fridays and from two to two on Saturdays".
Nobby's jaw dropped in
astonishment as he mentally calculated the sums involved, and Rhodri accidently
nudged him as he lent forward to speak his piece,
"Yes of course, at the
very least", he agreed giving them a generous nod to applaud their shrewd
judgement, "Palace Security presently covers Henry's and...."
"The Park Hotel", grinned Nobby, toying with his mobile phone.
"...Er yes", and
Rhodri shot him a brief glaring stare,"We specialise in the upper end of
the security market, covering cafe bars, restaurants..."
"And theme bars",
Nobby added giggling.
"Yes thank you Nobby...
and we supply quality door men in the uniform of your choosing at seven pounds
an hour.."
"
"Yes that's right,
dividends from economy
of scale. We are more cost effective and
enjoy a better reputation than our competitors in the security market. For instance we distribute dossiers with
photos of all the door men currently on our books, and here are six examples
for your scrutiny", and he slid six elegantly typed and laminated sheets
with photographs into range of scrutiny.
"All our door men have
ID cards and numbers indicating establishment, rank and responsibility, and are
answerable to the management and your head door man who organises the rota and
establishes our recommended security system....any questions so far?"
James stared in awe and Andrea
appeared suitably impressed as the waitress delivered their order breaking the
focused concentration,
"No, no it all sounds
rather good so far", responded the wide eyed Andrea.
"Very good, client
satisfaction is our primary goal, and all our clients receive weekly
performance sheets along with the invoice to ensure that all the highest
standards are rigourously maintained. Any questions?"
Andrea's face darkened,
"Yes and we want no
Docks' boys! Your's is one of the few
establishments which doesn't have them and it is thriving. We're employing you only because we know that
you want to keep them out"
"It's done",
replied Nobby proudly.
"Any
further questions?"
"Yes we want to see
your system in operation", asked James, his hazel eyes adopting the stare
of a business man with acumen beyond his tender years.
"Why of course! Why not pop round to Henry's on Friday or
Saturday night to see our system in operation?"
"What a good idea!", Andrea perked up, "We'll bring Alan and Michael
around on Friday night to check your operation?" Rhodri was gratified that she had been
impressed by his sales pitch.
"Actually", James
interceded,"I've already done my homework and checked your 'system'
out. I must say I was most
impressed. Very
professional gentlemen. We'll
discuss arrangements for the contract at a later date" Andrea stared at James adoringly.
"Well that seems to be
it gentlemen", James stated with an air of finality, rising and extending
a hand, "We'll give you a call next week to view the establishment in its
final stages of construction and to give you guys an idea of planning
arrangements for your Fizz system".
"No problem
boss!", laughed Nobby plunging his hand into James', and after a formal
exchange of papers, smiles and handshakes all around Nobby and Rhodri led the
way into the still brighter world outside.
The partners waved goodbye as they turned away from Fizz and Nobby's
face turned to a picture of astonishment,
"Honest to God
Roddy! You have the gift of the
gab!"
"Park
Hotel! Honestly!", Rhodri returned with a smile and a stern look. Nobby laughed it off with a deep-throated
purr.
"Any
way. Good job all
round I say, I've got a Biochemistry practical to
attend so I must shoot off".
"See you later partner!", waved Nobby joyfully.
Rhodri breezed into Dr.
Basford's practical class a little after two.
He rushed to join Terry and Wynn in action solving a problem on Edman
protein degradation.
"Hello Rodders we're
looking smart today!"
"Absolutely
Wynn my main man! Daddy's
hot and the contract's boiling!"
"What are you on about
you nutter?", quipped Terry.
"Quiet Terry please! Wynn and
Rhodri are about to solve the twenty amino acid peptide test!"
"Well he is anyway!", added Wynn, combining his skills of ironic humour
with the flexibility to swing with any mood.
"Why are you wearing a
black suit?", asked Terry looking at him in
disbelief with his carefully nurtured slashed jeans,"You look
ridiculous!"
"Got
to look smart for Dr.Basford's practicals. I'm hoping he might want to give me a degree!"
"Well I'm sure he'll
give you one, but I'm not quite sure what kind!",
retorted Terry playfully. "Well if
I add my marks to Wynn's here we'll share a first!"
"That's right
Rodders!"
"Two threes make six!", quipped Terry.
"Ah fuck off Terry!", responded Wynn.
Friday night hurried along
and Nobby greeted Tim and Cyril as they attended their
"Oh friggin' heck!", cursed Nobby, heralding the arrival of six of the
Docks' boys assembled in their finery.
He was clearly not in the mood and his expression reflected his
frustration.
"Yo 'bro", called
the tallest Somali from behind the front line, "We's come to say hello
again this evening!"
"Sorry gentlemen! Proof of age twenty five and ID please!", declared Nobby, adopting the tried and tested method
of deflection.
"I's
sorry you said that 'bro! We ain't
twenty five and neither's he!", he said pointing
at Rhodri, "Or her pointing to a pretty little thing in the front row,
or's half your pussy in there!"
"I'm sorry not tonight
gentlemen!", stated Rhodri, tired of the
repetitive psychology.
"Oh the honkey wants to
mess wiv us does he bros!", and the tall Somali fell forward displacing
his brothers with his fist raised, and then promptly rebounded backwards after
time honoured tradition. But this was
the moment they had planned for and Rhodri raised his right hand, clicked his
fingers and lifted two to summon the assistance of Cyril and Tim. They waited in silence as the tension grew,
each Docks' boy feeding off the attitude of the
others. The haunting little creole just
stood to one side of his darker brethren and stared at Rhodri coldly with no
emotion reflected in his face, just the quiet, determined essence of hatred
burning within his eye. Rhodri grew
impatient and he sensed that Nobby shared his sentiment,
"Where the friggin hell are they?
They're supposed to respond within thirty second!",
Nobby whispered loudly. Rhodri risked a
sharp glance over his right shoulder breaking the deadlock of eye contact and
repeated the signal to Tim. But Tim was
otherwise engaged. An hour glass figure
with a long flowing black mane stood before him flirting with every gesture and
movement of her hips.
"Oh
Jesus!"
"What's the
matter?"
"Our line of
communication is broken", Rhodri muttered returning to stare darkly at the
offensive line. Nobby hissed back to
him,
"They's
supposed to be looking at the front door all tha friggin' time!"
Rhodri looked around
angrily, and then motioned furiously with his hand, but the signal was in
vain. The six Docks' boys sensed their
stress and anxiety as wolves smell the blood and fear in their prey, and their
tall leader pressed forward,
"What's the matter
honkey? Getting shaky
in the arm 'bro?"
Rhodri will to fight was
challenged and Nobby assisted him in removing his jacket to prove that there
was no bluff of intent. Rhodri stared
fiercely back at the six impassively as he strapped on his black leather
fighting gloves and Nobby hung their two jackets over the brass handles of the
door.
"D'you wanna dance wiv
us bro'?", came the drawling provocation from one of the younger Somalis
with dilated pupils.
"Roddy will kick your
little ass!", cried Nobby in frustrated anger,
taking a stance. Rhodri started a slow,
undulating rhythm, swaying backwards and forwards allowing his arms to dangle
loosely by his sides. All except the
little creole took a step back as he shuffled forwards, before they regrouped,
with the taller boys at the front. At
that point the massive frame of Tim appeared at the door closely followed by
Cyril, and the mood on their faces quickly changed as two more green bow ties
emerged to balance the odds. The lead
boy nodded and took a step back and his brethren likewise.
"We'll sees you later bros'!
We's sees you later!"
"Any time you haveda
balls!", Nobby called after them resiliently.
The little creole did not
move from his spot and stayed behind, continuing to stare through the void at
Rhodri. He slowly drew his finger across
his throat and at last he spoke, murmuring,
"I's
going to serve you bro!'"
Rhodri took a step forward
and stared him in the eye. He grinned
unapologetically and slowly walked backwards saying,
"Soon,
bro', soon!"
Nobby turned on Cyril and
Tim,
"Where the friggin's
hell were you boys!", stammered Nobby, "We
almost got our arses kicked out here!
Please pay more attention to the door next time!" Tim bowed his head.
"Tim had a pleasant
preoccupation I think!", smiled Rhodri, believing
the distraction an exception to a promising rule.
It was business as usual on
Wednesday when Andrea and James came by Henry's together with an Irishman with
long, unkempt black hair and unironed casuals.
"Can we come in?", asked Andrea smiling.
"By all means!", insisted Rhodri opening the door.
"Oh
what a lovely place! Come
along James, do let's have a look inside!"
James' towering form
followed obediently, whilst the grinning Irishman leant against the door, his
relaxed approach and worldly experience exuded by his aura,
"Sa tell
me Rhodri, which parts are ya coming from?"
"Oh all over",
replied Rhodri, always suspicious of questions and questioners. The Irishman wore a haggard expression, but
his eyes still smiled, and four buttons undone on his shirt suggested that his
love for life had not yet left him.
"I feel like I've known
you for years Rhodri".
"I have the same
strange feeling. But you must excuse me, I don't believe we've been formerly introduced".
"I'm Michael,
I'm the manager to be of Fizz",
Rhodri's manner quickly
changed, having been masterfully tricked by the deception,